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Hey guys, recently I got employed by the final boss as a boss in one of his dungeons, however I almost always get my ass handed to me by some androgynous male heroes. What can I do to improve my strategy against would-be heroes?

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Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:40 am
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Post Re: Boss strategies wanted!
Kill the glowing men at the back instead of the shiny one saying mean things about your mother.


Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:03 am
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Learn more than two attacks, and mix them up a bit.

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get a bigger gun/sword/stick/etc.

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Get a great big electric shield, and put the generator inside it.

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IDDQD

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Engage in a 20 minute unskippable cutscene before any battle.

Any sane hero will just give up.

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Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:08 pm
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Do not decorate your weakpoint in the colour red. Nor should it be exposed.

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Cause multi-target status effects - something like paralysis that doesn't go away when you hit them and prevents them acting is perfect. Mix it up a bit, though - see if you can get a few other status effects in there. Then disable half the androgynous males and beat up the rest of them.

Additionally, learn how to heal yourself, so you can take advantage of the disruption you're causing.

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Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:21 pm
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Kill them before they kill you. Generally using an attack that can't be avoided or blocked is handy.

Also; hostages - preferably the angsty girl who always tags along with the protagonist.

If that fails, fire. Fire cleanses all.

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You know that one weak spot you have on a prominent place on your body? I think you should cover that up with something. It could get you killed.

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If you're capable of making yourself invulnerable, do that. All the time. Don't worry about trying to kill the heroes - if you can sit there and take everything they throw at you for three hours straight, they'll crack before you will. Don't raise your invulnerability because you feel a silly desire to kill them, don't raise it to go and get lunch, and whatever you do, do not raise it out of surprise when the comic relief member jumps on to the scene.

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Play to win, if you have a skill that attacks all heroes for massive damage without the use of MP, use it every round.

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Don't leave useful crap around the dungeon, the hero WILL find it all and use it against you.


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If you expect the hero(es) are going to arrive at your level within the next day, you should invite some of the higher up bosses over for dinner. When the hero(es) arrives they will be greeted by SEVERAL bosses, all of whom are much more powerful than their current skill level can accommodate. There is no way you can lose!

Also, its a good opportunity to network, make friends and increase your standing in the boss hierarchy.

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And if the protagonists don't turn up, you can poison the dessert and get promoted big time!

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NombreHombre wrote:
And if the protagonists don't turn up, you can poison the dessert and get promoted big time!


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Make sure your attack vehicle can withstand more than 8 hits from a hedgehog.

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Don't bother putting any doors in the room in which you hang out. Just walls. If they can't get to you they can't kill you.


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If you have a time machine, then instead of sending your quarry on a merry jaunt through the ages, just go back in time and kill everything related to it.

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Don't let the heroes pull small groups of your fellow minions to their doom.
Just make all your minionbros charge at once!

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Post Re: Boss strategies wanted!
you need to stop telegraphing those powerful attacks so the heroes can't defend themselves before you do it.

empty your dungeon of all minions & monster, no xp = weak heroes.

screw waiting for your turn just attack. if they say its against the rules just say 'screw the rules, i got money'

hope that help Mr. dungeon boss.

oh & congrats on your promotion

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